WARNING: This episode contains an extremely loud portion at approximately 16:26 that lasts until 17:12. Please use caution when listening to this section.In this episode, we discuss our college class failures (and near-failures) up to this poin

Ramblings VII - "First name Last name", Out of Context clips, Snapchat YOLO's, and Calling off work

Aug 2nd, 2022 30m 58s

Welcome back to another installment of Ramblings, the only thing our podcast consists of now. We should probably change the podcast's name at this point, because Ramsses seems to have the bulk of episodes. Perhaps, "Caution Don't Open This, Ram

Ramblings VI - Florida Man, Raw Spam, gamechurch.com, and a brief introduction to the animal kingdom

Jul 5th, 2022 20m 47s

Going back even further in time! In this episode, we discuss and attempt to "plan" the cult of Florida Man. Quincy says some questionable things about Spam, Ramsses -- through a Google search of "Gamers for Jesus" -- discovers a new religion. Y

Ramblings V - Incorrect Pronunciation, H*rny 4 Craig, TOS, and Fake Kitchen Gun

Apr 5th, 2022 25m 14s

We’re just getting around to editing some old audio. In this episode, we simp over our own recording bot and can’t figure out how to pronounce things correctly. We also can’t figure out the difference between a table of contents (TOC) and Terms

Ramblings IV

Oct 24th, 2021 5m 30s

As we find our new place here with a new editorial staff, we just need to know what happens in this short episode ;).Riley shows us why Quincy and Ramses want to commit war crimes against them, and we find out what cults we may be part of. :oTh

Ramblings III

Sep 19th, 2021 9m 48s

We’re back! At least, with this episode.Welcome to Ramblings III, where we insult each other in very odd ways and we discover something… new about Adam ;)This episode has a transcript! View it at https://cautiondonotopen.captivate.fm/transcript

Ramblings III (part 1)

Sep 29th, 2020 28m 14s

We're all of a sudden at college and we have a lot to do now. Yikes. So we're going to be releasing this episode in parts while we work on getting more content ready for y'all. Once the episode in its entirety is edited, we'll release it.This

Do You Have to Have Talent?

Sep 22nd, 2020 29m 25s

This week, we attempt to be professional and discuss whether or not it is important to have talent to make it big. Also, Quincy hosts this episode!This episode has a transcript! View it at https://cautiondonotopen.captivate.fm/transcripts.

Time Travel & Anime Adaptations

Sep 15th, 2020 40m 10s

We started off this episode trying to talk about time travel, but we ended up talking about live-action adaptations and animeThis episode has a transcript! View it at https://cautiondonotopen.captivate.fm/transcripts.

Ramblings II

Sep 8th, 2020 59m 2s

We return with another episode of Ramblings. This time, we discuss a bunch of things that 'Boomers' are bad at and don't understand about the current world. Then we decided to take a journey back to school and reminisce about our school buses.

Raiding Area 51 (Electric Boogaloo)

Sep 1st, 2020 35m 26s

We managed to kind-of raid Area 51 last year. But what went wrong? And what could we have done better? That's what we discuss in this episode!

Raiding Area 51 (Electric Boogaloo)

Sep 1st, 2020 35m 26s

We managed to kind-of raid Area 51 last year. But what went wrong? And what could we have done better? That's what we discuss in this episode!This episode has a transcript! View it at https://cautiondonotopen.captivate.fm/transcripts.

Planning a Heist

Aug 25th, 2020 10m 22s

We're not thieves, but we sometimes think like one. Join us and steal our secrets as we discuss the best ways to carry out a heist. But don't get caught in the process.

Murders - Hypothetical & Actual Cases

Aug 18th, 2020 1h 4m

While we may not be a true-crime podcast, we sure are going to act like one in this episode. Join us as Amber hosts this episode of disastrously dangerous advice and intrigue.DON'T TAKE ANYTHING IN THIS EPISODE SERIOUSLY OR AS ADVICE.

Ramblings I

Aug 11th, 2020 35m 24s

In our first episode of Ramblings (a side project with episodes we dedicate to when there is no real reason for them to exist), we talk about the best & worst kinds of soda, how Adam sometimes pirates stuff, Amber's distaste for autotune, a

Hypothetical Question: COVID-19

Aug 4th, 2020 10m 33s

We've been presented with a hypothetical question and we took so long to answer the question, it gets its own episode.

Surviving an Apocalypse

Jul 28th, 2020 29m 34s

Could you survive an apocalypse? We sure think we can. Listen to all of our best secrets about how we would survive an apocalypse and pick up some supplies on the way out. You're going to need them.