6:00

It's, uh, you said it my way. I said it

6:02

your way. Wait, so, Erin, you weren't really pregnant in

6:04

that show? No, can you believe? Then why did

6:06

you always tell me to stop pushing you before you did? I

6:08

used to do that in basketball. What,

6:11

push people? Push people?

6:13

No. Put the ball under your shirt and do it. Put the

6:15

ball under my shirt and be like, oh, right. No, no. It

6:17

was actually mean. People, if they found

6:19

me, I'd be like, you hurt the baby. Oh,

6:21

yeah. That's really funny. That's not mean. It's

6:24

all fair in basketball. If I were a coach, I'd

6:26

be like, you're a comedian. Yeah. Get the hell out

6:28

of here. Go to the theater. Was

6:30

it mean when, like, Michael Jordan would, like, buy

6:32

people's dads' houses and have them demolished and then

6:34

play against them? No, it's fair. It's all fair.

6:37

It's skill. It's a game of skill. You know,

6:39

when you put it that way, you're right. No.

6:41

That's not mean. Michael Jordan did do stuff like

6:43

that, right? He was notoriously, like, a big trash

6:45

talker. I don't think he would, like, buy people's

6:47

dads' homes and kick them out of it. I

6:49

think the most sort of famous,

6:52

egregious example of that is

6:55

he invited his high school basketball coach to his

6:57

Hall of Fame ceremony. And the guy

6:59

was like, oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God.

7:01

Got a new suit. Was like, oh, my God, honey, I'm

7:03

going to the... Michael remembers me, goes to

7:05

the ceremony, and during his Hall of Fame speech,

7:07

he's like, I was sat

7:09

during my high school, during my junior year or

7:11

whatever. My coach sat me. He didn't think I

7:13

was good enough to play. He's here in the

7:16

room and spent, like, 20% of

7:18

his Hall of Fame induction speech. Giving

7:20

it to this dude. So he's making probably $40,000 a

7:22

year. Yes. Yeah, yeah. Crazy.

7:26

If you had Michael Jordan money, who is the

7:28

person that you would be so fucking petty to?

7:30

You. Yeah, of course. Yeah, probably Jason. You, are

7:32

you kidding? But would you waste it on me,

7:34

knowing that I'd be like, who are you? Oh,

7:37

God, no, you wouldn't. You know me. I'd

7:40

probably buy Mariah like Jason Momoa or

7:42

something. Yeah, yeah. Oh, I would. I'd

7:45

buy her Jason Momoa. You'd buy my

7:47

wife Jason Momoa. Well, good luck, because

7:49

that would work pretty well. Allison,

7:52

what is your relationship with

7:55

riddles, puzzles, lateral thinking problems,

7:57

escape rooms, hurdles? I

7:59

actually. So

12:00

then we have one green and

12:02

it's male gender. That is correct.

12:05

So it's not a debut in 2011. It's

12:08

not a solo. It's not a

12:10

popularity of number five. Wait, what is the

12:12

popularity number five? Is it telling me that

12:14

Ed Sheeran's the number five most popular on

12:17

Spotify? Most played solo

12:19

male from the UK maybe? Yeah. And it's not

12:21

a pop and it's not from the UK. Okay.

12:24

So Alison, you're up next, correct? Yeah.

12:26

My guess is Bon

12:28

Jovi. Okay. Okay.

12:33

Ooh, we got... Ooh, wow. What's a yellow

12:35

mean? Have

12:38

you played this yet? I started to and

12:40

my guess was Bon Jovi. Okay. So

12:43

I figured... Okay. Okay. So

12:45

green means correct, right? Green is correct. So

12:49

it's a male rock

12:52

genre from the USA and it debuted...

12:54

In the 80s? No, above 1984. Above

12:57

the 80s. Above 1984. Bruce

13:00

Springsteen. Okay.

13:02

So wait, but you don't get to guess. But you don't get to

13:04

guess, Erin. Don't you dare type in Bruce Springsteen. I

13:07

won't. It's Adele's turn. Adele gets to this. Sorry, Adele.

13:10

And it says members five and it says members

13:12

solo and those are both... So it's

13:14

like a certain number of members. It'll tell

13:17

you the number if you get the number

13:19

right. I'm so sorry. You said the arrow

13:21

up means it's... Later, I think? 85 or

13:23

later. Yeah. But below 2011, I

13:25

think. Yeah, of their

13:27

debut. And I think that

13:30

yellow means it's close, right? Because

13:33

the other one was gray, which I'm assuming... I'm going to

13:35

assume, yeah. So maybe late 80s? So probably like late 80s.

13:38

Mid to late 80s. Rock. It's

13:41

not a solo act and it's a rock band

13:43

from the USA. And the gender is male. And

13:45

the gender is male. Okay. Interesting. I'm

13:49

going to go with... Thompson

13:52

Twins is more synth than rock. I

13:54

can't think of like a rock duo. We've talked about

13:56

this all over the place. Okay. Let's

13:59

go. We're gonna go with um, we're gonna go

14:02

with Would

14:06

you like Adele could I go and then maybe Genesis

14:10

you gonna go even though they're I

14:16

just guess Genesis. Well, we all have to know We

14:20

all have to I'm sorry Something

14:22

from it. Are you gain anything? No male

14:25

and rock? I'm doing I'm doing

14:27

tears for fears And

14:29

they're also from the UK. Are they? I

14:32

didn't I assumed that tears for fears was an

14:34

American band. I Know

14:37

what I'm gonna get next. I'm gonna guess Bruce.

14:39

Oh, and the year's the debut the year's the

14:41

debut So don't do Bruce Springsteen cuz he debuted

14:43

way more in the 70s. Yeah, I already did

14:46

it. You already did it Mine

14:49

is twisted sister Not

14:52

gonna be that but maybe it'll help us

14:55

somehow okay twisted sister not coming up They

14:58

hate them It's not

15:00

I guess it's not a journey journey.

15:02

Well 83 though was a journey is the

15:05

70s, right? Yeah, I feel like journey came

15:07

out a rock band for that. We're

15:09

really bad at this so far. Why it riot.

15:11

Okay quiet I think you're doing

15:14

white snake. Well, I'm just listing I

15:17

don't know any Late

15:19

or late 80s rock bands is oh, but

15:21

it's not a solo. Yeah, it's not a

15:23

solo person and it's not five Five it's

15:25

not a group of two either. I would

15:27

really like it if one of the categories

15:29

was featured on I love the 80s I

15:34

love series like your dad loves this

15:39

Yeah, I don't This is

15:41

yeah, I mean this is this is some tough shit. I

15:43

think that this is a fun game though I've never I've

15:45

never heard of this game and I wish that I was

15:47

better at music Let's

15:53

see Yeah,

15:55

I don't know I don't know I

15:57

really like we're gonna give them a heart attack

15:59

because He's a music guy and you know. Holy

16:02

shit. The debut? No, the debut

16:04

is after 83. So it

16:06

could be after 84. After 84. I

16:09

love Alison's. Hair metal, it could be hair

16:11

metal. It could be any rock. I think it's gonna rock. Yeah. I

16:13

twisted this right. That genre I think is great. I think, yeah.

16:17

When was Guns and Roses? That was probably 86 or

16:19

something. Let's do

16:21

Guns and Roses. Guns

16:24

and Roses. Oh, it's on there. Oh,

16:26

they have five members. 87, it was 87. Oh, 1987.

16:29

Ooh, wow, okay. We're getting closer. Now we know

16:31

that it's a rock band from 1987 genre or

16:35

gender is male from the USA.

16:38

Hmm. I say REM, but that's

16:40

a totally different way. That's not. Are

16:42

they UK? I thought it was American. Yeah, it is

16:45

American. It is American. You know, REM, they have

16:47

a song that men cry to the most,

16:49

statistically speaking. Is that? That's me in

16:51

the corner. It's everybody

16:53

hurts. Yes, yes, yes, yes. Men.

16:57

Men are like finally. I like that. It's

16:59

very sweet. It's a very like direct like, hey,

17:01

it's okay. Why are they gonna say shiny happy

17:03

people? Like are men okay?

17:06

Happy people. Well,

17:09

Bob Marley is saying no woman, no cry. And men

17:11

were like, I guess we don't have feelings. Yeah, I'm

17:13

just now finding out that men can be hurt. Uh

17:15

oh, makes me think of my dad in a whole

17:17

new way. Okay, I guessed

17:19

REM. Okay. They

17:22

were 83. So we're

17:24

really getting. It is 87. And

17:27

they're listed as alternative. So it's not four members either.

17:29

What the heck? It's not four, it's not five.

17:32

What's a three, three member? We're

17:35

almost out of guesses. We're almost out of guesses because

17:37

we all had to do REM. Did

17:39

anybody do a two member? Yeah,

17:42

we did. A rock band from 87. We

17:44

already tried to. We already tried to. Oh. Hall

17:47

and Oates. That's not Rock though, right? It gets

17:49

better now. It's gonna be like. Hall or Oates.

17:51

Yeah, let's do Hall and Oates. What about

17:53

Aerosmith? No, earlier. Aerosmith

17:56

might've been earlier than 87. Aerosmith

17:58

was definitely earlier. Holonotes is not

18:01

coming up. Yeah, Holonotes is not even Wow

18:03

that sucks. Is ACDC? Spottle

18:05

doesn't know Holonotes. I think it has to

18:07

be like. 70's? Wait 70? But ACDC is

18:09

what? Four people and it's not, it can't be four

18:11

members? They're Australian as well. And they're Australian as well.

18:13

Are they? Kiss? Kiss?

18:16

Kiss? Kiss is earlier than that.

18:18

Kiss is four. Kiss is four. And

18:21

it's 74, 1974. I'm having fun. If we

18:23

get this wrong, will it tell us the answer

18:25

or do we not get to know the answer?

18:27

I have no idea. I've never gotten it wrong.

18:30

I typed in a few answers people were shutting out. I

18:32

have the answer. We

18:34

are going to

18:37

be very surprised. Wait you have the answer? I have a

18:39

question. You got it? I am, my

18:41

mind is blown that this band debuted in

18:43

87. I was going to ask a question.

18:46

The band Green Day, were they the 90s? Yeah.

18:50

They were 90. The dude P came out in 94, 93. Was

18:53

it Nirvana? It's not Nirvana. Oh

18:56

but we're close. Here's the thing. Do you

18:58

know how many members it is? I don't.

19:00

Let me see if it shows. I thought

19:02

it was three. I'm shocked it's 87 when

19:04

they debuted and I'm maybe even

19:06

more shocked that REM, they're like no they're

19:08

alternative. This band, they are like yeah it's

19:10

rock. I'm pretty surprised. This is like, do

19:13

you all want a hint? How do you

19:15

know? You got it

19:17

right? You guessed it? No, as people were shutting out

19:19

stuff, I was putting it in. So

19:22

I ran out of guesses. I told you. This

19:25

is like top 40 radio but

19:27

I correlate this band very much with

19:29

the 90s. Cemented in the 90s but they

19:31

I guess started in 87 and I

19:34

would bet $100 everyone in here in

19:36

this room has heard at least one of their

19:38

songs. Smashing pumpkin. No

19:41

but I think that's getting closer. That's

19:43

the closest guess so far. What? Matchbox

19:45

20 is the closest guess so far. Bare naked ladies? Probably

19:49

somewhere between Matchbox and Bare Naked.

19:51

Oh boy. But Bare Naked's

19:53

Canadian. They're Canadian yeah. Counting crows.

19:55

Counting crows is maybe

19:58

slightly warmer. And

20:00

it can't be imagine One

20:06

of the magic dragons debuted in 87, but

20:08

they didn't have a hit until like 2012 We

20:13

do radioactive and then we fucking call it

20:15

quits cuz nothing's working That's

20:30

gonna be a dog And

20:33

will you do a whole Simlish album? I would love

20:37

Of course give me a song I could do it. Let's

20:40

do toxic by Britney Spears in Simlish And

20:50

just the words not the guitar I

21:07

Was talking to my buddy Johnny about this But I think that

21:09

as a musician as a musician One

21:11

of the coolest honors is to get to

21:13

sing and record because they do their own

21:15

like Carly Rae Jepsen does her own Simlish

21:18

where she sings her song in Simlish Yeah,

21:20

I think that is a very cool thing

21:22

to get like asked to do Yeah,

21:25

Katy Perry. Yep Katy Perry did her own

21:27

Simlish very fun. Very fun stuff What a weird

21:29

day I bet Okay,

21:32

it's counting crows kind of crows and matchbox. I

21:34

think are the closest you got a guess here

21:37

Sam's like I actually like real music It's

21:42

a band we know that I guess the

21:45

name is three words and fast ball

21:47

sucks Anyone can

21:49

see the Three

21:53

doors down That third I

21:55

blind is by far the absolute I'm

22:00

losing time. Simmy, Sonic. Is it me, Sonic?

22:02

The band of three words and two of the words

22:04

are the same word. And you might be surprised that

22:06

it's like separated and not one

22:08

word. Big bad voodoo daddy. Yeah,

22:11

yeah, yes. Goo Goo Dolls.

22:13

Yes, Goo Goo Dolls. Goo Goo Dolls. Goo Goo

22:15

Dolls is 87. Wow. That's

22:17

mind blowing. That's so crazy. Dizzy up the

22:19

girl. One of their songs was

22:21

like in my head. I was like, it's, but I couldn't

22:23

figure out the name. Yeah. The one

22:25

about his mom, 3am. It's 3am. I'm a, I would

22:28

have, honestly, if I heard that, I would have thought it was 3am. I

22:30

would have thought it was Matchbox 20. Me too. I think that is Matchbox

22:32

20. Oh, is it? Crazy. What's Goo

22:34

Goo Dolls sing? What's Goo Goo Dolls? I

22:36

wish you would step back from them. No, third eye

22:38

blind. That's the iris. Third eye blind. Goo Goo Dolls

22:40

sings iris. How does that go? But don't ask me

22:43

that. Because I know that Goo Goo Dolls sing it,

22:45

but I don't know how it goes. It's guitar. Yeah.

22:48

One headlight. Who sings one headlight?

22:51

That's Jacob Dillon. So we don't know what Goo

22:53

Goo Dolls sing. I'm figuring it out. They definitely

22:56

sing iris. Sam, Sam save us. Yes.

22:59

Yeah. I give up forever. The Zit

23:02

Cage movie. Oh. Yes. Where

23:04

he's Rachel. That's what this song is? Yeah.

23:07

What is it called? City of Angels? Not

23:09

Michael. City of Angels? City

23:11

of Angels? I think. Michael is John

23:14

Travolta, right? Yes. Yes. Wow.

23:17

Okay, so that is not. Goo Goo Dolls. Goo Goo Goo

23:20

Dolls. Goo Goo Goo Dolls. So

23:22

to be clear, we don't do sponsored content at the show. Got

23:24

it. We did. We all.

23:28

Missy Elliott is basically singing in. She is

23:30

the OG Simlish. If you

23:32

see us driving around town in a Spottle

23:34

Yaris. Kill us. Wait. We

23:37

did not all get a Yaris from Spottle for doing

23:40

this game. This is not sponsored content. We

23:42

just love the Spottle Yaris. Spottle Yaris.

23:44

Spottle Yaris. I just,

23:47

you bringing up Missy Elliott singing Simlish

23:49

made me think, is the Simlish version

23:52

of that song where she flips it in

23:54

reverse? Is that in forward? In English? In

23:56

English? In the Sims? That would

23:58

be mind blowing. Could

42:00

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42:02

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42:56

Erin, I'm looking at some of your custom

42:58

categories. You have bike, which makes sense, and

43:00

you have some money in that, but then

43:02

you have BKIE, and then you put money

43:05

in that one. I think you maybe just

43:07

like misspelled bike at one point, and you're

43:09

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46:10

you guys ready for more of Gavin's?

46:12

I almost said Scottish riddles, but they're not.

46:15

I just think that Gavin's from Scotland. These

46:17

are just normal riddles.

46:20

I feel like Scottish people are inherently... Riddle-ish?

46:23

Riddle-ish. Yeah. Yeah. Riddle-

46:26

The Riddle-ed Scots, as they would say.

46:28

Like, like, like, Riddle's like, tricky.

46:31

Yeah. Yeah. Like, a candor. Tricky?

46:34

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46:36

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46:38

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46:42

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46:44

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46:46

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46:48

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46:50

Scots are Shreks. If they're not

46:52

from the Shrek region of Scotland, it's actually... It just

46:54

actually sparked a legal ogre. Adele yesterday threatened...

46:57

Swamble a yogurt. So I wanted to get

46:59

Adele to agree to wear whatever I wanted him to wear for

47:01

the Boston Live Show that we're doing this fall.

47:03

Fun. And in exchange, I've agreed to wear whatever

47:05

he wants me to wear for the

47:08

Washington, D.C. Live Show. But

47:10

then he said Shrek. He's

47:12

gonna buy me a Shrek costume, and now I feel real

47:14

fear. Make you a Shrek costume. Make

47:16

it! That's so much worse! That's awesome.

47:18

That's so curvy. I thought the fruit roll-ups

47:21

necessary. No, Adele, what if I get struck by

47:23

lightning and I get stuck in it? What?

47:26

That's your first concern. Yeah, what if I get

47:28

electrocuted and then I'm struck forever? Wow.

47:31

I love that you're on the... What would Princess

47:33

Fiona do? She lived. She

47:35

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47:37

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47:39

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47:41

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47:44

and there's an exit wound from your

47:46

foot that's all charred, and

47:48

you grab a medic and you're like, am I stuck

47:50

in this outfit? And they're like, ma'am, you have minutes

47:52

to live. I don't care. Am I

47:54

stuck in this outfit? Take it off, take it

47:57

off. Aaron, I hope you never Shrek by lightning. This

1:08:00

thing's got YouTube TV and you're telling my wife you

1:08:02

got a bad iPad. Come on. What do you think

1:08:05

Allison? You're smart. Uh, not

1:08:07

that smart. You're really smart. Okay. I

1:08:09

think you're pretty exceptionally. Thank you. I

1:08:11

just deleted my iPad. And

1:08:14

funny too. Thank you so much. Well, goodbye Pad.

1:08:18

Wow, thank you. You

1:08:20

know, Aaron, the one that you should be complimenting is

1:08:22

me because I got the answer and Allison don't. Interesting.

1:08:25

Adal, what do you think happened with the

1:08:27

trade? I'm just gonna have this. Sorry,

1:08:30

I knocked Adal down with that high middle

1:08:32

finger. Okay, let me. One of the trains

1:08:34

is the band. Now

1:08:37

she's talking to the atmosphere. Kind of sounds like Joe Biden.

1:08:39

Now she's talking to the atmosphere. They get hit by a

1:08:41

train. Stop while on the other side. And

1:08:45

now Allison represents Joe Biden singing drops

1:08:47

of view footage. Now she's

1:08:49

back in the atmosphere. My

1:08:53

brother. Get to the part where he says my best

1:08:55

friend eats fried chicken. My best friend eats fried chicken.

1:08:57

The kind of doing a good Joe Biden right now

1:08:59

is just doing a Jennifer Coolidge

1:09:02

who's tired and old. Wow. Wow,

1:09:04

hot tip. Folks, I want

1:09:06

a hot dog real bad. I'm

1:09:10

taking the dog, dumbass.

1:09:13

Folks, the gays are trying to kill me. The

1:09:16

gays. There is a

1:09:18

train lyric that sounds like a Joe Biden speech, which is,

1:09:21

folks, it's most of a pack a

1:09:23

day. Wait, wait, that's me. But

1:09:25

anyway, OK,

1:09:28

so here's your hit. It's

1:09:34

just all legally blocked. Yeah. OK,

1:09:37

so this happens

1:09:39

in the same day. OK, at nine.

1:09:42

It's exactly nine o'clock. Was

1:09:44

that from your arms? Wow.

1:09:48

Hmm. The trains don't collide.

1:09:50

The good news is if we get this, we

1:09:52

probably don't have to do it. I

1:09:54

will say I could make you do it. And

1:09:56

the next one is a math riddle. I would like

1:09:59

to do the math riddle. is

1:12:00

four in the riddle, but two to the second power

1:12:02

is four. Look, I'm reading a comic book with half

1:12:04

and J.P.C. is singing power. Two. Because

1:12:06

the third power should be eight. Two to the third power is

1:12:08

eight. The

1:12:11

answer to that one is five. Two to

1:12:13

the fourth power is 16, but

1:12:15

the answer to that one is seven. What is two to

1:12:17

the fifth power? Did you like minus a certain amount

1:12:20

every time? Yeah. No, you don't minus

1:12:22

anything. You don't minus anything? You don't need to

1:12:24

minus anything. Do you add? That's a good question.

1:12:27

Yeah. Do you need to add? Technically you need to add,

1:12:30

but I don't think you need to add what you think you need to add.

1:12:32

And sorry, are these electric trains? Oh

1:12:34

God, I wish trained at electric, but when

1:12:36

they do acoustic, it's even fucking better. It's

1:12:39

even fucking better. What's

1:12:42

the answer I'm trying to figure out? Two

1:12:44

to the fifth power. Two

1:12:47

to the fifth power. And

1:12:50

we all wanted to do this. 10,

1:12:53

okay. Aaron, it's not 10, but 10 is close. It's nine. It's

1:12:55

nine. Wow. So the answer is

1:12:57

nine, Aaron, but do you know why the answer

1:12:59

is nine, Aaron? It's kind of, and it's

1:13:02

good. Oh, going through a

1:13:04

tunnel. Her audio is cutting out. Here, use my

1:13:06

mic. Don't worry, she'll be out of the tunnel in

1:13:08

five minutes. The same time as

1:13:10

that train. My mic's cutting out. Aaron,

1:13:13

here, get on my mic. Wait,

1:13:16

I'm jbcing it. I'm a fucking idiot. Yes.

1:13:19

What the hell? So it's

1:13:21

not me that's doing it. The mic is doing it. We can

1:13:23

all agree. It's these cans. Do

1:13:25

you want to hear the answer to this one? Wait,

1:13:27

I thought Aaron got the answer. It's nine. But

1:13:29

she doesn't know why she got the answer. Show the work, I see. Yeah.

1:13:32

Okay. Because two to

1:13:35

the first power is two, which is three letters. Two

1:13:38

to the fourth power is four, which is four letters. Two

1:13:41

to the third power is eight, which is five letters.

1:13:43

And then we get to two to the fifth power

1:13:45

is 32, which

1:13:47

has nine. I'm going to call myself out on

1:13:49

something real quick. As you

1:13:51

were doing that, I went, as

1:13:53

if that made sense, it doesn't. I

1:13:56

still don't understand this. And then the train, answer

1:13:59

to the train riddle is. Okay,

1:14:02

I'll say exactly

1:14:04

nine o'clock is the is the

1:14:06

pivotal thing in this riddle. Does it

1:14:08

matter if it's AM or PM? Adele it does

1:14:10

matter. One is AM and one is PM. Shut up. One

1:14:13

is AM and one is PM. It doesn't matter, nothing

1:14:15

matters. Allison, thank you so much for coming on the

1:14:17

show. Don't think about what just happened. Just focus on

1:14:20

the future. Don't think about what just happened. So do

1:14:22

you have anything to plug? Anything you

1:14:24

want us to check out? I do. I

1:14:26

actually have a podcast called

1:14:28

M'Kay. It's like okay, but

1:14:30

with an N and it's

1:14:32

like a late night comedy

1:14:34

podcast hosted by Kamala Harris.

1:14:36

Yes, please. And

1:14:39

yeah, that's the first Tuesday of every month

1:14:41

we release a new podcast leading up to

1:14:43

the election. Incredible. And to search it, would

1:14:45

it be N apostrophe okay? N

1:14:48

apostrophe K-A-Y. Okay, gotcha. N-K. And

1:14:52

we will link your social media

1:14:54

in our bio, but do you

1:14:56

want to show that up? Yeah,

1:14:59

my handle is at alienreis, which

1:15:03

some people think I just misspelled Eileen

1:15:05

and will call me Eileen, which is

1:15:08

bad. You are responsible for

1:15:10

making me laugh the hardest I did in

1:15:12

quarantine with a video that you posted on

1:15:15

your Instagram, which started with what up Muppet

1:15:17

Sluts. Oh my God. It

1:15:19

was the hardest I've ever laughed in

1:15:21

my entire life. That is an incredible combination of two

1:15:23

words. I was out of my mind screaming. I

1:15:26

was also drenched in sweat in that video. It

1:15:28

was so funny. I went through a phase of

1:15:30

being like, did I just do a HIIT workout?

1:15:32

I should record something. What up Muppet Sluts? What

1:15:34

up Muppet Sluts? Y'all want a new COVID vaccine?

1:15:36

I just got it. Let me spit in your

1:15:38

mouth. I think that was the video, right? Yeah,

1:15:41

I mean, I was like, I have the will

1:15:43

to live a little longer. Check

1:15:51

out our Patreon, patreon.com/heyriddleriddle

1:15:54

for some bonus content. Go and enjoy

1:15:56

a week free with us. It's

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a blast. Yeah, enjoy a week free. If you're in

1:16:00

any hotel in the Pacific Northwest. Just leave, just

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run out when you're done staying there. Just do

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not pay. And then go to heyrittlerittle.com/live. Next, a

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couple months from now, very soon, we have our

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East Coast tour. Hopefully there's some tickets left. Sorry

1:16:11

if there's not. But check that out if you

1:16:14

wanna come hang out with us in person. Adal,

1:16:16

do you have anything? Yes,

1:16:18

I'm trying to very quickly find this.

1:16:21

Okay, here's what I wanna promote. Is I want

1:16:23

to promote the 1987 album, Boy Oh Boy. Dizzy

1:16:28

Up the Girl? What is it called? Dizzy

1:16:30

Up the Girl? It can't be Dizzy Up a Girl. Goo

1:16:32

Goo Dolls? 1986 it says. 1986,

1:16:36

Goo Goo Dolls self-titled. 1988, Jed, J-E-D. Now

1:16:40

I'm going to assume for our

1:16:42

review crew soon, we will list some

1:16:45

Goo Goo Dolls as an option. Goo Goo Dolls

1:16:47

albums. So look forward to that. Maybe get an

1:16:49

early listen in. JPC,

1:16:52

anything to plug or promote? Yeah, I'd like to promote giving

1:16:55

your wife her iPad back fully charged. Just go ahead

1:16:57

and charge it after you use it and that way there

1:16:59

won't be a problem when you give it back because

1:17:01

then she can use it and it's not 0% battery because

1:17:04

you left it on in your backpack. When you give

1:17:06

it to her, will you be like, is

1:17:08

this yours? Oh, and there's some riddles

1:17:10

on there if you actually wanna have a fun

1:17:12

afternoon, if you care about having a- 1920s riddles? I

1:17:15

don't know. Hey, hon. Let me,

1:17:18

I'm actually gonna wheel out President

1:17:21

Biden here and we'll just, President Biden, at

1:17:23

the end of Looney Tunes, usually Porky

1:17:25

Pig busts through some sort of facade and says,

1:17:27

do you wanna give us a little? Bada

1:17:31

dee, bada dee. Ha ha ha. That's

1:17:34

all, folks. Jupiter, goodbye.

1:17:38

Bada dee, bada dee. Slung it down to, bada

1:17:40

dee. Which sounds like

1:17:42

him trying to be like, what it is. It almost

1:17:44

went into an Obama, I'll be real. Bada

1:17:48

dee, bada dee, that's all, folks. Party

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