2:00

I have no research. I was like,

2:02

what? Well, you gotta know my medical

2:04

folder? Well, they

2:06

saw you walk in, they can. They

2:08

looked up your wiki feet. Yeah, really.

2:11

Oh my God, that's amazing. That's so funny, when I went to

2:13

the doctor, finally I had enough and

2:15

I went to go tell my flat feet, you know what they don't like

2:17

when you diagnose yourself? Like, okay, like, you

2:19

know, people go in now like, I looked on WebMD,

2:21

I probably have this, the doctor's always like, I'll let you

2:23

know what you have. And I went in and I was

2:26

like, you know, I have really bad flat feet. And

2:28

he goes, all right, just, you know, take your shoe off,

2:30

I'll look for you. And he's like looking down at

2:32

a clipboard. A doctor said this,

2:34

he looked up at my shoe was off and I was

2:36

standing, he went, oh shit. Really?

2:40

Oh shit, you do have really flat feet. Look at that, look

2:42

at that. Holy shit. How did you get

2:44

pictures of my feet? The

2:46

sun he got them for us. Research, research. Sunny

2:48

in the black pack. How did

2:51

you just get pictures of my feet like that?

2:53

Well, you obviously, what is it? Is there fuzz

2:55

on the, what is on the far foot? What

2:57

is that? It's fuzz. Is that fuzz,

2:59

do you have fur between your toes? No, I mean,

3:01

I'm genuinely, I mean, clean as a whistle

3:03

here. We're not saying you're dirty. I'm just saying you're fuzzy. I don't

3:05

know where the feet again. Show those feet again. He has a

3:07

few of them. Show the feet, those same feet. Is

3:10

there any way to zoom in on that second

3:12

foot, that further foot to see what

3:14

that is? You can get

3:17

Amazon gift cards if you, so

3:19

you can get your own fuzz and have Sal feet. I

3:21

could have maybe just taken off a new sock. Fuzzy

3:24

sock. How did you get,

3:26

did you just Google salvo can

3:28

of bare feet and that came up? No,

3:30

your publicist sent us pictures. I said, what

3:32

do you want? What does he want to

3:34

talk about? And they said he

3:36

wants to talk about his YouTube comedy

3:38

special and his fuzz on his feet. How

3:41

do your toes gather so much lint? Like

3:43

how is that even possible? I'm always fascinated

3:45

at the fact that my belly button gets

3:48

lint and that's the only orifice where I

3:50

do have a collection that- This

3:52

is unorthodox. I don't know where that picture

3:54

is taken from or what's going on, but. Oh,

3:57

there you are. That's very flat feet. Oh, you got the

3:59

fuzz off. feet as a level.

4:01

Well, that is that wow. Here's

4:04

the point. The doctor said, oh shit. That

4:06

was, but so did Sunny just now. But,

4:09

but the thing that I, the thing

4:11

that I'm amazed at is

4:14

that after seeing it, I

4:17

mean, you don't have to be a doctor to die,

4:19

to die. The fact that you took off your shoe

4:21

and he goes, don't let me check this out. Don't

4:23

tell me. What is that from? Is that like a

4:25

fallen arch? It probably

4:28

is. Yeah. It's probably every bit. I don't

4:30

even, I, I don't know. I just, it

4:32

hurts. It's a good question, Dan.

4:34

It hurts. Oh, it does. If I have to

4:36

wear the right shoe, I can't walk that far.

4:39

So apparently Vans is the remedy. No,

4:42

these aren't normally, but no, I'm not doing a lot of walking

4:44

today, but no, if I have to, like, if I know I'm

4:46

going to be out all day in the city walking around and

4:48

stuff, I have to wear a certain type

4:50

of shoe at least. Yeah. You have that. You don't have

4:52

a brand deal with them. I do not. Never did I

4:54

think I would come in here and the first thing that

4:57

we'd launch off on is my

4:59

flat feet and how that makes me feel and what is the

5:01

diagnosis and then pull up pictures of it. But it just leads

5:03

me into, I have a, I have a brand deal

5:05

with Skechers. So I'm thinking they're very comfortable. Oh,

5:08

please tell them, tell them I said hello. Skechers.

5:10

Skechers. Get them slippers. They're really,

5:13

what size shoe do you wear? The logo of the

5:15

show. I mean, Oh, we got your feet, the logo

5:17

of the show. That's really it. Thanks for coming. I

5:21

mean, I mean, this is a staggering

5:23

operation to us. Well, let me, let

5:25

me just, first of all, say I

5:27

love you. I'm a big fan. I love how you got to

5:29

do one of their

5:31

lives, one of their anniversary shows and practical jokers.

5:33

Yeah. You did the hundredth episode. I did the

5:35

hundredth episode and there's

5:37

so many things I like about you. I didn't

5:40

know at that time that, or maybe you weren't at

5:42

that time into standup comedy. And then we've met a

5:44

couple of times at the clubs. Sure. You

5:47

work really hard. You're amazing. Thank

5:49

you. In this particular special, don't miss it's on

5:51

YouTube. We'll give you the, we'll give you the

5:53

link after work.

5:55

Terrified. Were you? It's called

5:57

Terrified. Were you? Pretty much. Well, not to.

5:59

to be on stage, but my whole life I

6:02

was. So it's like, I kind of, it's a

6:04

collection of stories from childhood into adulthood. You do.

6:07

You're the only, you know, I've been around a

6:09

long time and I've seen a lot of comics

6:11

and I think you're incredibly good at what you

6:13

do, but I've never seen, usually like people have

6:15

hunks of material and

6:17

you go, oh, you gotta hear his

6:20

travel hunk, or you gotta hear, you

6:22

know, the politically correct hunk, or you

6:24

gotta hear his political, you know, but

6:26

I've never heard anybody do 15 minutes

6:29

on moths. Yeah, that's

6:31

how we do it. It's

6:34

amazing. I love it. The topics are all over the place.

6:36

I mean, they're all. But they're great. Thank you so much.

6:38

No, it was great because not only was it great, I'm

6:40

not gonna give any spoilers away here. I'm gonna tell you.

6:42

Please give it away. No, no, no, no, no, no, no,

6:44

because I want you to enjoy, it made me laugh. I

6:46

don't wanna hear, the one thing, it's not like music, you

6:49

know, that's where we get the short

6:51

end of the stick in as far

6:53

as, you know. Touring. Yeah,

6:57

because when you go out and you see a group,

6:59

or you go see a concert, you want them to

7:01

play their hits. Comedians'

7:05

audience thinks they wanna hear the

7:07

hits, but then you tell them the

7:09

moth, and they go, we heard that. We heard that, polar

7:11

opposite. They don't want you back until you have all new

7:13

stuff. Right. Absolutely. Were you

7:15

afraid of that? That you gave away, that's an hour

7:17

and 10 minutes this special, do you have it? No,

7:20

I mean, I have about two and a half right

7:22

now, and that was just kind of what fit into

7:24

the context of what I wanted to do here. So

7:27

I'm writing the new hour now. My tour went on till

7:29

the same day as the special came out. So that, if

7:31

you're listening, is all new material, and that's

7:33

the new hour. So it's, yeah, I'm writing that

7:35

now. So, and we'll also give

7:37

you a link to where they can buy tickets

7:39

and listen to the show. But I

7:42

gotta say that not only did I laugh

7:44

at the humor, but I

7:46

ended up having a discussion without

7:48

going into the jokes of

7:51

my generation. I

7:53

don't think, do you know what a

7:55

mothball is? I've heard the term, is it

7:57

like a, I don't know. I'm

8:00

on male moth. Is

8:03

that what they're made out of? The actual testicles of

8:05

moth? I don't know. I think they're made of urinal

8:07

cake. That's what you said

8:09

that it smells like piss. Oh, there

8:11

they are. Yeah. What are they used

8:14

for? Commonly made of naphthalene or

8:16

para diclorobenzene. Both

8:18

of which are toxic to

8:21

humans. Well, shouldn't they be

8:23

toxic to keep it up? These

8:27

chemicals are solid at

8:29

room temperature and are made into round

8:31

balls, flakes or cakes that slowly change

8:34

to gas and become fumes in the

8:36

air. Well, it

8:38

didn't say it does anything bad to a moth. This is

8:41

what I'm saying. I don't know. I don't

8:43

understand the business model. It's like I say

8:45

this. What's worse, like finding a pin size hole in

8:47

your lapel or people thinking you smell like a human

8:49

golden shower. So,

8:53

you know what I mean? I'll take the hole in

8:55

the lapel. I smell like piss, but

8:58

not a hole to be seen. It

9:01

says that they can repel

9:03

rats, mice, squirrels, bats and

9:05

snakes. What about moths? They're mothballs.

9:07

I don't know. They should put that on

9:09

the box. I mean, because they're limiting their

9:11

market for real. It's a niche market right

9:13

now. How many snakes do people find in

9:15

their sweaters? They're designed to

9:17

repel or kill moths. They

9:20

are specifically designed and labeled for moths. They're

9:22

not specifically designed and labeled for moths. They're

9:25

designed for all the other things. I would

9:27

put every animal on that box. Did your

9:29

parents have them? Oh, no, it was your

9:31

grandparents. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. My grandfather particularly had

9:33

them in there. And they smell. Yeah, they

9:36

I mean, they dominate the whatever smell you're

9:38

looking for is not going to happen if

9:40

they're any of the mothball. And did Ari

9:42

produce your show? He did. He executive produced

9:44

it. We love Ari here. Yeah, he's the

9:47

best. Yeah, as

9:49

an executive producer, what was his function?

9:52

I thought your show looked good too. I love

9:54

the way his shows looked with his show. Last

9:56

one with all the candles. Yeah, you should see

9:58

one coming out. He did it

10:00

again with the stage decoration, the stage design,

10:02

it's wild. Did they do the same designer

10:05

design yards? Because it looked really cool. No,

10:07

but I had a great team around me,

10:09

Jordan Levy, Eric Abrams, Matt Schuler. So

10:12

my whole thing was conceptualized based on those

10:14

old horror movie pop posters, like Creature from

10:16

the Black Lagoon and all those types of

10:18

things. So that's where we got the terrified

10:21

kind of fun from. And I lifted the

10:23

colors off of that poster particularly to

10:25

project into the background to kind of marry the-

10:28

People don't know that it's not just a joke.

10:30

You put a lot of work in it. So

10:32

much, yeah. You did. And you could

10:35

tell even in your delivery that you've been

10:37

working and working and working it. I just,

10:39

all kidding aside, the fact that you even

10:41

watched a bit of it and know it,

10:43

and it's really like, it's- What are you

10:45

more fascinated about? The fact that I watched

10:47

your special and enjoyed it, or

10:50

have a picture of your fuzzy feet? I

10:53

mean, I don't think anything could top the feet, but it

10:55

is that you watched the special. I'm

10:57

just honored that you watched it. Thank you

10:59

so much. Okay. Yeah, it means a

11:02

lot. That means a lot to

11:04

know that you watched my material and just took

11:06

time to look at it and

11:08

then compliment me on it. It's a

11:10

big deal for me. Oh, thanks. Thanks,

11:13

at least I can do. I just want you to

11:15

feel comfortable and I want you to feel good. I

11:17

feel great. What do you do to

11:19

come- Do you meditate? I did.

11:22

I actually went to the- I take

11:24

proper TM with Bob Ross, I

11:27

believe his name is, right? Yeah. The painter,

11:29

Bob Ross? No, Ross. Bob

11:31

Ross, that guy that teaches you how to paint. Yeah,

11:34

the happy trees. The happy trees? Yeah, well,

11:36

I love that, man. I grew up watching

11:38

them. But no, this is like that official

11:40

transcendental meditation, like headquarters. Does it

11:42

teach you how to breathe? Yeah,

11:46

the rate at which you breathe.

11:48

No, breathe. Breathe? Breathe.

11:52

What is that? It's like it's

11:54

a whole different, it's different, it's not TM. Okay,

11:57

I didn't- Breathe didn't come

11:59

across my desk. Look

18:02

at the size of

18:04

that horse. Now, was she born with

18:06

that or was that Maybelline? Was

18:09

she born with it? Who's born with a horse?

18:11

That's crazy. That's

18:14

crazy. You buy a horse. You get

18:16

a horse way after you're born, when

18:18

you're older. That's crazy because she's

18:20

wearing like ass enhancement pants.

18:22

What? She's wearing ass

18:25

enhancement pants. A horse

18:27

doesn't have anything on. What

18:30

are you saying? Oh, those are...

18:33

Like the scrunchiness on the back is

18:36

supposed to make your butt look bigger. I

18:38

don't think that's ass enhancement pants.

18:40

What is that? I just

18:42

think you're looking at and the reason it's scrunched is

18:44

because that's where she's holding the saddle. I

18:50

mean, that's one lady who does not need a saddle, I'll tell

18:52

you that much. Let

18:54

me ask you a question. What percentage of that, if

18:57

it is ass enhancement, what percentage of

18:59

enhancement do you think it is and what percentage is

19:01

natural in that? I would

19:03

assume that's a BBL, right? Who

19:05

are you looking at to say right? Anyone in the

19:07

back? BBL

19:12

though is, I think, technically natural because

19:14

they take your own fat and put it

19:16

in your butt. Is that right? Yeah. Because

19:20

if her butt is 70% of that, heck

19:22

if it's 30% of that, she

19:24

doesn't need the enhancements. This is really enhanced.

19:27

Where were you when she didn't feel good about herself?

19:29

I wasn't

19:32

there. How do you feel about that? There

19:35

was two steps of footprints in the sand those days because

19:37

I wasn't carrying her. I could

19:40

be wrong, by the way, with my information

19:42

about BBLs. I might be

19:44

wrong. I think you are. I'm

19:47

pretty sure it's just

19:49

sucking out your own fat and redistributing

19:51

it. What are you talking about? A

19:53

Brazilian butt lift is a cosmetic procedure

19:55

that involves removing fat from other areas

19:57

of the body and injecting it. into

19:59

the buttocks, yeah, to enhance their shape

20:01

and fullness. So I was right. When

20:04

you say remove from other areas of butt, does it have

20:06

to be your own body? Like, can you suck the fat

20:08

out of somebody that you admire and then

20:10

inject it into... Go

20:14

ahead. I'd say as long as they're Brazilian. As

20:16

long as what? As long as they're Brazilian, I think it

20:19

probably is a fine. Otherwise,

20:21

it's just a, it's a BL. Brazilian

20:24

butt lift. No, I got the, I get

20:26

the reference. I'm just asking, I'm just- You're asking me?

20:29

To confirm. I

20:31

think, no, you can't,

20:33

here. No, it's not safe to

20:35

use fat from another person from, for a

20:37

Brazilian butt lift. It says on Google. Surprising,

20:40

won't take. No,

20:42

reject. It'll reject. Why

20:44

though? Yeah, I'm staring at you.

20:46

You have a perfect hairline. Oh,

20:49

thank you. No, but you do.

20:51

Do you, do you, do you color it?

20:53

No. No, you do. No, I'm

20:55

just starting to get my first grays, man. I

20:57

found my first gray hair two

21:00

months ago. Why,

21:02

you love it. It was quick, it went quick.

21:04

No, my first gray pubic hair. Oh, is that

21:07

right? Yeah. What was that like before

21:09

you take me through it? I was at Starbucks. Okay.

21:12

In the bathroom. No. I

21:14

was just having a muffin. I was having a

21:16

muffin, and I looked over at the next table, and I

21:18

said, what is that? Is that a piece of dust on

21:21

the table? I didn't know what was on the table.

21:23

I went, has Sal put his feet up on this?

21:25

Right. And it was just one lone

21:28

pubic hair. How did he know it came from you? It

21:31

didn't come from me. It is mine now.

21:33

Finders keepers. Oh, you found it. Mine now.

21:37

Is this it? Yeah.

21:42

Why would you pluck it? That's

21:48

a daughter's job. It's

21:52

so super. Thank you. Thank you.

21:55

Thank you. Thank you from England. We

21:57

just got a rim. A

22:00

rim shot from England. That,

22:02

yeah, I

22:05

just, in the last like year,

22:07

and I see him creeping in more and

22:09

more. My dad didn't go gray until his

22:11

late 60s. Wow.

22:14

So I was hoping like I was gonna get that, but

22:16

like I feel like now that it's showing itself, it's

22:19

due time, I don't know if I'm gonna make it. But I

22:21

noticed like because of your hair, maybe it's because of the, what

22:24

are these? Headphones.

22:27

Headphones. Because of the headphones, it looks like you've

22:30

got like that thickest, I

22:32

noticed when people get- Why would it be as headphones?

22:34

No, because it's back. And I noticed that

22:36

when people get, and I'm not judging,

22:39

because I have no place, well, I

22:41

am a judge. But when

22:44

people get hair plugs or hair replacement

22:46

things, a lot of people,

22:48

not you, not you, that's yours, right? Mine, yeah. Yeah,

22:50

but a lot of people, do you notice that people

22:52

who get that hair replacement, then they, like why don't

22:54

you just leave bangs? Like why are you showing me

22:56

that line? That's true, I never thought of it like

22:58

that, but they kind of, yeah,

23:01

you see- Show off, look at the operation I

23:03

had. Yeah, you see behind the curtain. Yes. Well,

23:05

that's not the curtain. When they say there's the, James

23:08

Madison curtain, that's not your, that's not your

23:10

pubic hair. Well, it's called a Brazilian hair

23:12

lift. What you do is you take the

23:14

pubes, they're gonna be yours. A comb-over. And

23:16

you put them up top. From

23:18

your own crotch to your face. That's

23:20

the ultimate comb-over. Yeah, that's the ultimate

23:22

comb-over. You really- You have to wait, it's

23:24

gotta get to a certain length. Wow.

23:28

Yeah. That's a cockamamie idea. You

23:32

think instead of donating to Locks of Love,

23:34

people grow it out to do a comb-over? He

23:36

did. All the way up there?

23:39

But you're lucky. How so? What

23:42

are we talking about? That I have a

23:44

hairline like this. And how so do you

23:47

not understand why I'm saying you're lucky? Because-

23:50

Look at me and look at you. Yeah, because I don't look

23:52

at you and feel that you have any negative associations

23:54

to what you look like, because you're

23:57

a very good bald. you

24:00

have a great head for a bald person. Thank you.

24:02

And the look is cohesive and it looks

24:04

complete. So I don't think that you look

24:06

in the mirror and feel like you're lacking

24:09

anything. So I didn't associate you

24:11

saying that I had luck because of my hair with

24:14

the conversely with you is what happened. You don't

24:16

think that I look in the mirror and think

24:18

I'm lacking hair. No,

24:20

I feel like you

24:22

totally at peace with it. I mean, and you

24:24

had, let me tell you, you had some wonderful hair back in

24:26

the day. Thank you. I remember it. Thank you. I admired it

24:28

from afar. The curls. Thank

24:31

you. Those were natural, those

24:33

curls. Yep. They were beautiful. Unbelievable.

24:36

I know. Different

24:38

time. It was a different time. Now, let me ask you

24:40

a question. If you could have your original hair back right

24:42

now and it'd be yours, would

24:44

you walk around with that hairstyle today? No,

24:47

I always think of what it would be like. I look at

24:50

pictures all the time of people with

24:52

great heads of hair. I'm fascinated by hair.

24:54

And I think I would like that. I gave you guys

24:57

a picture of a guy with a lot of hair. What

24:59

did I show you? Do you have the picture? There

25:01

he is. It's up there. Yeah. Look

25:03

at that. Isn't that amazing? I

25:06

was thinking, boy, how would I look like that?

25:08

Like if I had that hair. That long hair

25:10

like that. Yeah. But curly though,

25:12

you had the curls. Here's the point. But

25:15

at this point, I think you can be artistic.

25:18

My point is like somebody like that. If my

25:20

hair was like that, I'd go, wow, look at

25:22

my hair. My hair is great. But what could

25:25

I do with it? Like

25:28

how can I like. It's a

25:30

canvas. It is. Yeah. And

25:32

then as luck would have it, he shows

25:34

us what you can do with it. What is it?

25:37

Watch. It's magic. Keep going. Boom.

25:41

Oh my God. What the hell? That's not real.

25:43

This is just a joke. No, no, it's

25:45

not a joke. Is that really his hair? His hair sprayed

25:48

in that way? Or is he just glaring? Too far from

25:50

the television to be able to discern. But

25:53

that is really him. It's

25:56

into two. Yeah. Good

26:02

luck finding a hat for that.

26:04

No, you don't wear a hat when you do that. You

26:06

spend, he probably spent three hours doing that. Stern

26:08

is someone who's really, like, he has

26:11

the same hair, basically, a little shorter

26:13

than he had forever.

26:15

He's staying the course. He does.

26:18

People think it's a wig, it's not a wig. I've worked with him. Yeah.

26:21

It's not a wig. You introduced me to him. I did? Yeah,

26:24

you did. I didn't know that. I came to

26:26

Radio City when you were doing AGT to hang out. Very

26:28

kind. I am. And

26:31

I sat next to you guys, and then you had a break

26:33

and you're like, you want to meet Howard, which I was afraid,

26:35

you know, you don't want to, it's Howard Stern. So I was like,

26:37

all right. And I know he, I don't know if he wants

26:39

to meet people, but since it was through you,

26:41

he was polite. And I got a picture with him and

26:43

I was like, that was amazing. He's a good guy. You're

26:45

a good guy. And now I feel

26:47

bad that I kind of said

26:50

how great it would be to have

26:52

hair and that the people with hair

26:55

and you have hair, like I'm dissing

26:57

my following. No. You

27:00

can do it with a bald head or less hair.

27:02

You can do more. And I want to assure you

27:04

that, get an idea. I have

27:06

a video of what you can do with less hair. Watch

27:08

this. Here we go. I

27:23

like that you always keep the audio listeners

27:26

in mind when you're... So describe

27:29

to them what's happening. Picking

27:31

content. So tell them what's happening. Audio

27:34

is hearing silence right now. Yeah. Audio

27:37

is hearing what you're hearing. Go

27:39

ahead. It's a video

27:41

of a guy who has

27:44

very little hair and

27:46

he has two combs. One of them is pink.

27:49

One of them is purple. And

27:52

he is combing his hair forward or

27:54

trying to, the

27:57

hair that he has over and over again. It takes

27:59

a while. really long time for I don't

28:02

know how long have we been watching this now and

28:04

how much longer is this video but it's just combing

28:09

slowly over and

28:12

over again not

28:15

there's not much of a difference in his

28:17

hairstyle but you know what I've

28:19

noticed he doesn't have any dandruff

28:23

there's no flakes coming out on the comb

28:26

at all it's

28:28

kind of grossing me out a

28:30

little because it looks like the

28:32

comb is like digging into his

28:34

scalp though his skin this is a

28:36

wild ride I feel like if

28:39

you are listening via audio maybe you should go

28:41

to YouTube if you want to see what you

28:43

can do you think it was good on

28:45

YouTube do you think it visually that you saw it

28:47

you think it's worth it to get off of whatever

28:49

they were doing and see that I mean maybe a

28:52

little bit more worth it than just listening

28:55

in their car maybe maybe

28:57

not you don't have to actually but

28:59

people who are listening in their car are driving

29:01

and you're telling them to watch what's the

29:03

time stamp for this so that we can make sure when

29:05

they get home if they want to see it they can

29:07

go straight to this like 30

29:09

minutes 30 minutes in if the

29:12

video is over she

29:14

no that's

29:17

getting nothing happened do

29:20

you not just hear you missed it

29:22

play yeah play it

29:25

again from the top you to play as

29:28

opposed to okay no for the

29:30

people who aren't they don't have a chance to watch it on

29:32

I'm actually get my glasses oh you want

29:34

to get your glasses okay you're in the car

29:37

it's too late you have a friend

29:39

here this guy is really nice

29:42

nails actually too what

29:45

did I what did I miss what

29:47

what do you mean what do you mean well what

29:49

was the end result here I didn't see much of a

29:51

different what do you see for the people that are just

29:53

listening it's a man who has hair

29:56

around the sides of his head in a decent amount I'd

29:58

say a couple of inches and then the top The top

30:00

is very, very sparse. Some

30:03

long strands. And he's taking

30:05

two combs, and he is combing his side

30:07

hair directly up into the center of the

30:10

top of his head, repeatedly.

30:13

And he's using the combs one after the other, one

30:15

in each hand. Okay,

30:20

and now Bill

30:23

Bixby's music is coming into play. I

30:25

think you can hear that. Okay,

30:30

is it a Hulk reference? What?

30:32

Isn't that the Incredible Hulk theme song? Is

30:35

it? Of course it is. Of course.

30:37

Is it, Sonny? Is it? Yeah.

30:40

Sonny, play something that we don't have to pay for. It

30:43

wasn't the Incredible Hulk, it just sounded kind of like it.

30:45

Oh, it's not. That was the Incredible Hulk.

30:47

Come on. You say no, you can talk

30:49

to him. Play the Incredible Hulk theme song. No, I

30:51

want to get paid for this episode. But

30:54

it wasn't, right, Sonny? It wasn't. It wasn't the Incredible

30:56

Hulk at all. But it does sound like it. You just got

30:58

me demonetized. By the humming, really? I'm so sorry. Did

31:01

he get us demonetized? That

31:04

sounded more like Jurassic Park to

31:06

me. Well, that was

31:09

Jurassic Park. Well, now you really got demonetized, then.

31:11

Yeah. Start the

31:13

video at the top again so that we can... You

31:16

guys are pulling my leg right now. What do you

31:18

mean? What do you mean? Talk

31:22

to them. Tell

31:24

them what's happening. Well,

31:27

the exact same thing I said before is still

31:30

happening. You

31:32

know what it is? I'm looking at a television

31:35

that is probably 20 feet away. That's what it

31:37

is. And so I'm wondering if I'm missing detail.

31:39

Well... Because my eyes aren't what

31:41

they used to be. Do you want... Where's your friend

31:43

with the glasses? Do you want to walk up to this

31:45

screen and look at it? Do we have that mic? Where's

31:47

that other mic so he can walk close to this screen? Well,

31:49

no, it doesn't... It doesn't matter. Oh, I could turn this... You

31:51

could look at it here a little bit. Okay. Whatever

31:54

is more... Here, we'll start. Okay.

31:58

Okay. Okay. and we'll

32:00

play it again. You're gonna

32:02

play it again? Well, from the top, so he knows.

32:06

Just to make sure he's not missing anything? I don't want

32:08

to move. Do you want me to pause it? Pause

32:10

it? Do you want him to pause it? Just start again. Just start

32:12

again. We could... okay. Don't unplug

32:14

stuff, Dad, though. Yes,

32:18

I can. Okay,

32:20

start it. Start

32:23

it. I

32:28

think this will help. You think so? Oh, did

32:30

I ruin something? There's like a block. Oh,

32:32

no, that's the back of the screen in front of

32:34

his camera. But you can still see him. Oh.

32:39

Go ahead, he's looking. That's the screen you see. Go.

32:44

I don't see anything. Okay,

32:47

there it is. Lean

32:52

over the other way, toward this way. No.

33:06

Talk to the people who are listening about what's happening. The

33:10

same exact thing I had said earlier. That's still happening.

33:12

It's a purple and a pink comb, if that

33:14

adds any color to it. I said that. I

33:17

said that before. Is

33:22

he making like a shape with his hair? I...

33:34

For the life of me, I

33:37

don't know what's going on. I

33:40

feel bad. I feel like I... Not...

33:45

Do you need a hair? Is he starting to look

33:47

like... Oh, my God. You got it? Yes. Wait, no.

33:49

Do I? Is he supposed to look

33:51

like a faceless man?

33:55

You know what I'm saying? Like that, now the top of his head is the

33:57

front of his head. Oh. looks

34:00

like his hair on top, and it looks like a man

34:02

with no face? Yes.

34:06

Is that it? I don't know. Is

34:08

this nothing? Have

34:11

you watched this video four times and it's

34:13

nothing? What do you mean, nothing? What's

34:15

nothing to you is a lot to others.

34:17

I think that's terrific if that's what the

34:19

case was. I think it's terrific. This is

34:21

right up my alley and I just, I

34:23

just, I didn't, I didn't, you know, I

34:25

fought myself. Why? Because

34:27

I usually would catch on to something like that, but I

34:29

couldn't see detail and I thought I was missing something, but

34:32

therein lies the thing. This was, that was

34:34

it. I was seeing everything. Correct

34:36

me if I'm wrong, because I still don't know. I

34:40

think he saw everything. Okay. So

34:43

that person uploaded that. Did

34:45

we cut the video off? Does it ultimately end

34:47

with something? You made us stop at it halfway

34:49

through. If

34:52

you want to take the ride with the other half, I will. But

34:57

I, for me, it's

34:59

unclear at this point. Sometimes when you,

35:01

what's going on. Sometimes when you can't

35:04

see something, it's,

35:07

and then you realize, and then you see it, there's

35:10

a surprise. Okay. Right?

35:12

Can we take a second

35:14

right now to just say, we really

35:17

appreciate your reviews on Apple. If you're

35:19

listening to this podcast on Apple Podcasts,

35:23

and if you want to leave a review and let

35:25

us know how you feel about this podcast when you're

35:27

listening to it, now would be the time. So

35:33

anyway, I love a good call to action. Yeah.

35:36

I, well, we ought to tell

35:38

people to subscribe too. No, but I'm just

35:41

saying for the listeners, for the people that are

35:43

just listening with, via audio, now would be a

35:45

good time to remind them to leave a nice

35:47

comment. But we, I like

35:49

surprises and I like, I didn't know that you

35:51

had an issue with your vision, but

35:53

when people can't see things and then finally

35:56

they see things, they get

35:58

surprised. the

54:00

gee. This is a self-defense class. We're

54:02

all the people. It's

54:07

like they're an assembly line. Just

54:09

walking over. Is this person supposed

54:11

to be teaching them a technique

54:14

in doing this to them? Yeah.

54:17

You don't see the technique? Well,

54:19

my, these poor people, the day they need

54:21

to apply that, those poor, poor

54:23

people. This

54:27

is a fantastic day. Why?

54:29

It's fantastic. Why? Because

54:32

I am an autopilot and I am on a

54:34

roller coaster ride with you right now and I

54:36

cannot tell you how much I appreciate what

54:39

you put into this before I get here. A lot

54:41

of times you do these press things and you go

54:43

on podcasts with friends. But it's, you know, you're doing,

54:46

you got to do the heavy lifting. I honestly feel

54:48

it. I'm just letting go. I'm letting go and I'm

54:50

letting God here with you. I

54:53

mean, the amount of things

54:55

that I've, that I've seen, heard

54:57

and experienced since I got here 76 minutes

55:01

ago is it's why you're

55:03

keeping that much time. Why do we, I

55:05

just, I just picked a random number for

55:07

humor. Yeah. Okay. But it is, it is

55:09

pretty crazy to me. You

55:11

give, you're giving me a lot. This is

55:14

very generous. This experience is very, very generous

55:16

experience. I think you're the generous guy. I

55:18

think you're an incredible talent. Um,

55:21

I was a fan before I knew that

55:23

you were a standup. I truly

55:25

enjoyed your special. I want

55:27

everybody to watch. It's free.

55:31

It's free. You went to YouTube, which

55:33

I think is the new way of

55:35

doing things. All the best specials, all

55:38

the best. You don't need, and

55:40

listen, I take a paycheck

55:43

from a network studio and that, but

55:45

I love, I love, listen, this is

55:47

on YouTube. Yes. This cost,

55:49

this episode costs as much as your special

55:51

to watch for the viewer. Exactly right. You

55:53

don't need a ticket. You just need a

55:56

finger. I just want to know Barry to

55:58

entry. I wanted many people to see this.

56:00

possible and it's worthy and I

56:02

think I said it at the beginning it's

56:04

the kind of shit that you'll talk about

56:06

like you'll laugh at Your experience.

56:09

It's really relatable I don't think you're

56:11

talking about anything that anybody else doesn't

56:13

experience or doesn't have a reference to

56:15

did you watch the whole special? Yeah,

56:18

I'm blown away. I really am well. I hope

56:20

this is what I'm gonna say to you if

56:22

you guys watch the special If

56:26

you guys if you guys watch the special there

56:28

you are I forget I don't know what cameras

56:30

mine if you guys watch the special watch the

56:33

whole special it's worth it, and

56:35

if you want to know where to watch it just click

56:37

on that we'll have a link

56:39

is in the description yeah and Buy

56:43

our merch you have merch you want to sell any

56:45

you want always our new season of impractical jokers you

56:48

want to absolutely be actually Just signed for two more

56:50

seasons. I'm filming season 11. It starts July 11 I'm

56:53

also on tour with those guys is the last

56:55

leg of our tour tenderloins Yes, last leg that

56:57

ends in August and then my new tour everything's

57:00

fine begins in September. Oh that house is never

57:02

gonna get built I

57:05

Feel the same man you got to be there.

57:07

Yeah. Yeah, well. Well you know do you take

57:09

it as it comes you live on the Road

57:12

okay, so it's worth the go see them live

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go see him live go watch him for free

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on YouTube Go watch all the material live go

57:19

get the merch. They got a lot of merch

57:21

you guys got a lot of merch Yeah, I

57:23

got solo merch podcast merch. Yeah, we are two

57:25

podcasts. Hey, babe and taste buds I do invite

57:27

me Krista Stefano and We

57:30

would love nothing more than to have you on

57:32

please I don't know if you number is still the same because you

57:34

haven't answered my last like 15 16 text But

57:37

bullshit if it is no I'm joking. It's

57:39

exactly to say I'm Joe you have my

57:41

number okay mer texts me does he yeah

57:44

He does I would I would love to I

57:46

don't I never want to trouble anybody You

57:48

know what the trouble is I sit depressed

57:50

going how come I got one text

57:53

just one text okay the guy named mer

57:56

That's all I'll like out nothing truly. I would

57:59

love to have you on I'm at home with

58:01

two combs trying to create some Waiting

58:04

for text you're great also

58:07

sunny in the black pack You

58:10

want to pitch it you want to sell the money so give them

58:12

a hand for that wait We wrote

58:14

a song he wrote before I tell him

58:16

to go the closing song also involves you

58:19

Which is gonna be great. He created

58:21

for you for you buddy for

58:24

you We're celebrating Sal my favorite podcast

58:26

experience. But Kano Oikano.

58:28

Oh, I put the L in the wrong place.

58:30

O'Connell It's

58:34

fuck huh, okay volcano

58:36

volcano. Yeah like volcano

58:38

saw Saul Volcanoes

58:41

I tell tell calls me sold as dad on

58:43

the guy ten years who calls you that David

58:45

tell you want you to be I won't correct

58:47

him. He thinks you're a Jew. So

58:51

Called me Saul all the time. That's funny

58:53

Yeah, anyway, and we do we have anything

58:55

that we want to sell go to Howie

58:57

Mandel calm Go

59:00

we have new merch Sunny

59:04

and blackpack bought me this squirrel and it

59:06

comes with its own its own nuts Our

59:09

tables getting very full of people are just buying

59:11

me things, but we have we have merch so

59:20

This is good for the audio listeners to what this

59:22

is good for the audio. Are we still on are

59:25

we still? Yeah,

59:27

oh then I thought that sunny

59:30

would have started the song Oh

59:58

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likes the runners He

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got flat feet And

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beautiful thighs, yeah Take

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a good look at them Shade

1:00:12

and say hi A

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Jokers Thanks

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for coming buddy. Thank you Sonny in the Black Pack.

1:01:11

Thank you guys so much. Bye everybody. Every

1:01:17

word that I said I meant, I cannot, this

1:01:19

was something else.